Siberian Rhapsody
(Queen parody)

This is the big night,
Yes, this is Christmas Eve!
Not too much time left.
to load up my sleigh and leave

Open your eyes, look up to the skies, it’s me!

Yes, I am Santa, you know you best believe,
Cause I am flying fast,
on my sleigh,
loaded up for Christmas day.

With lots of gifts and goodies,
which I will place under your tree,
your tree

Mama, just checked my list
Seen who’s naughty and who’s nice,
to make sure I check it twice.

Mama, it’s time for me to run
Gotta harness all the deer that pull my sleigh

Mama, ooh,
gotta do it one night
Gotta deliver ‘em all before the kids get up tommorrow
Ho ho ho, ho ho ho,
that’s all that really matters

Too fat, for this chimney
I wriggle and I spin,
do all I can to suck it in
Finally, I emerge from the fireplace
And start stuffing all the stockings with goodies

Mama, ooh
There’s cookies on a plate
with a glass of milk, I bet they will taste great

I see a little silhouetto of an elf

On the shelf, on the shelf,
He was there, but where did he go

Figgy pudding, figgy pudding, figgy pudding love it so,
mistletoe

Hey, I am Santa, everybody loves me

Yes, he is Santa, he is fat and so jolly
Putting a star, atop my Christmas tree.

Silver tinsel, satin bow, is that mistletoe?

It’s holly

No, there’s no way it’s mistletoe (mistletoe)

It’s holly

There’s no way it’s mistletoe (mistletoe)

It’s holly

There’s no way it’s mistletoe (mistletoe)
No way it’s mistletoe (mistletoe)
never, never, never, never mistletoe

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho

Oh, Mrs Santa, Mrs. Santa
Mrs. Santa under mistletoe

The reindeer have some egg nog put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think I’m not real and it’s Mom and dad.
So you think
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Ooh
Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah

Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me