Angel From the North Pole (John Prine parody)
Lyrics
Up on the roof top, hearing some clatter.
Ain't nothin' the matter, just me and my sleigh.
Through the snow that is blowin, a red nose is glowin'
Love and joy will be flowing, on Christmas day!
CHORUS
I am the Santa that flies from the North Pole.
Delivering presents, 'round the whole globe.
To good girls and boys, deserving of nice toys.
But if you' been naughty, then you I don't know!
I am a fat man, with hella white whiskers.
Your momma, I kiss 'er, 'neath the mistletoe.
Boots black and shiny. I'm not very tiny.
But I'm on a mission, so down the chimney I go.
CHORUS
I am the Santa that flies from the North Pole.
Delivering presents, 'round the whole globe.
To good girls and boys, deserving of nice toys.
But if you' been naughty, then you I don't know!
The elves they been workin', no tasks they been shirkin'
In my workshop all year, they been bustin' out toys.
The reindeers be tripping, magic juice they be sipping.
I might a been nipping. We're ready to fly!
CHORUS
I am the Santa that flies from the North Pole.
Delivering presents, 'round the whole globe.
To good girls and boys, deserving of nice toys.
But if you' been naughty, then you I don't know!