Smells Like Christmas Spirit (Nirvana parody)
Lyrics
A load of gifts in my sled
Delivery route that never ends
Gripping the reins, I guide my sleigh.
No rest, no sleep, til Christmas day
Ho ho, ho ho, ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho, ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho, ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho, ho ho
CHORUS
I am Santa, Merry Christmas
Don’t you dare doubt, my existence
You can’t stop me in my sleigh here
It’s propelled by magic reindeer
A new dolly, bough of holly, hot toddy, I’m so jolly,
I’m so jolly, I’m so jolly, I’m so jolly, I’m so jolly, I’m so jolly, I’m so jolly,
Sleigh
I can’t see, murderous fog
Red nosed deer loyal as a dog
Ice-crusting on my flaxen beard
I pray the next roof is cleared
Ho ho, ho ho, ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho, ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho, ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho, ho ho
CHORUS
I am Santa, Merry Christmas
Don’t you dare doubt, my existence
You can’t stop me in my sleigh here
It’s propelled by magic reindeer
A new dolly, bough of holly, hot toddy, I’m so jolly,
I’m so jolly, I’m so jolly, I’m so jolly, I’m so jolly, I’m so jolly, I’m so jolly,
Christmas Tree waiting below
Down the dark chimney I go
Soot streaks my beard and hair
I Fill the stockings hanging there
Ho ho, ho ho, ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho, ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho, ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho, ho ho, ho ho
CHORUS
I am Santa, Merry Christmas
Don’t you dare doubt, my existence
You can’t stop me in my sleigh here
It’s propelled by magic reindeer
A new dolly, bough of holly, hot toddy, I’m so jolly,
I’m so jolly, I’m so jolly, I’m so jolly, I’m so jolly, I’m so jolly, I’m so jolly,