Arctic State of Mind (Jay-Z parody)

Lyrics

Ho ho ho! I'm outta North Pole, now I'm down your chimney
Spreading all the presents, underneath the Christmas tree

I’m the real Santa, mistletoe above my head.
Stuffing full your stocking. That’s what she said!

Workshop in the tundra, got hella elve toymakers
Tom toms for the drummers, maracas for the shakers

Guitars for the strummers, mics for the singers
Got horns for blowers, got bells for the ringers

Flyin on the jet stream, cruisin in my red sleigh
On the naughty list? Get outta my way

Got magic reindeer, might of heard of Rudolph
What’s that clatter on the roof, we already took off

They say my eyes are merry, nose like a cherry.
Velvet threads from toes to head, red and white - so furry

Belly all aquiver. Beard flowing like a river
Tell by my jolly laugh, I'm most def from

[Chorus:]
The North Pole, frozen tundra where dreams are made of
There's nothing you can't do
Now you're in the North Pole
These elves will make you feel joyful
Northern lights will inspire you
Hear it for the North Pole, North Pole,
North Pole

You're welcome Frosty. I made you cool, snowman

Catch me at the mall, elf crew in tow there
Kids want to take a pic, sittin’ in the big chair

Always wearing red, but I ain’t a Blood yo
Gotta a gang of Christmas elves working in my shop though

Welcome to the workshop, tables where we making toys
Arctic Circle shit, home of Christmas joy

Red sleigh, magic sleigh. Flying sleigh, piled high
Gifts in back, reindeer ready, gotta fly

Just one night to go around this spherical
Planet and damnit, I’ll perform that miracle.

Me, I gotta drink milk, eat lots of cookies
To maintain this physique, it takes lots of goodies

Chocolate chips, snicker doodles, any cookie works for me.
Even ones with peanut butter (I ain’t got no allergies).

Shout out to Mrs. Claus, waiting for me back home.
All done Ho Ho Hoing, You know that I’m going

[Chorus:]
to the North Pole, Frozen tundra where dreams are made of
There's nothing you can't do
Now you're in the North Pole
These elves will make you feel joyful
Northern lights will inspire you
Hear it for the North Pole, North Pole,
North Pole

That elf good. Welcome to the northern lights, baby

Northern lights blinding, reindeer wearing shades
Pulling my sleigh, from Minsk to the everglades

Can’t remember all the names. Cause there is nine of them
Donner likes to sing, Little town of Bethlehem

Blitzen is the weird one, Dasher has the street cred
Everyone knows rudy, nose glowing bright red

Dancer – Prancer - Comet - Cupid
I know there’s one more, now I feel stupid.

look in my wallet, where I keep that list in,
Oh yeah, that’s right, I’ve forgotten Vixen.

Now all nine are ready, hydrated and fed.
Call their names out loud, pulling my sled

Down the runway heading, picking up more speed.
From the laws of physics, magically we’re freed

Along with constraints, of both time and space
‘fore the night is over back to my favorite place

[Chorus:]
The North Pole, frozen tundra where dreams are made of
There's nothing you can't do
Now you're in the North Pole
These elves will make you feel joyful
Northern lights will inspire you
Hear it for the North Pole, North Pole,
North Pole

[Chorus:]
One hand in the air for Santa city
Northern lights, big dreams, all lookin' pretty
No place in the world that could compare Put your candy canes in the air
Everybody say "yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" (c'mon, c'mon)
I'm from

[Chorus:]
The North Pole, frozen tundra where dreams are made of
There's nothing you can't do
Now you're in the North Pole
These elves will make you feel joyful
Northern lights will inspire you
Hear it for the North Pole, North Pole,
North Pole