Santaclaus
(Beastie Boys parody)
[Verse 1]
I’m gonna land it, single-handed/
Right on your roof, my flying sleigh/
I’m stocking stuffing n' I bring cheer/
To boys and girls that were good all year/
Before they wake up on Christmas day/
I'm long gone, made my getaway/
'Cause this Claus can’t pause, gotta race 'til dawn/
Can't catch me, I’m Santa Claus
[Verse 2]
Ho, ho, ho, hold on a minute, think I popped a button/
Milk and cookie gobblin’, could say I’m a glutton/
But, yo, I deliver, then I’m gone/
No time to jaw, I'm Santa Claus
[Verse 3]
The gift you want, you might not get/
I got a list, and I’m gonna vet it/
If I find your name is there upon/
Aint stopping at your house, I’m moving on
[Interlude]
Ho! Hooooooooo!
(I'll be hangning with the elves at the mall)
[Bridge]
Listen, all y'all, it's Santa Claus/
Listen, all y'all, it's Santa Claus/
Listen, all y'all, it's Santa Claus/
Listen, all y'all, it's Santa Claus/
[Verse 4]
I’m gonna land it, single-handed/
Right on your roof, my flying sleigh/
I gotta keep on rockin’, gotta keep this pace/
Coming through the fireplace, soot all in my face/
Drink egg nog shakes, threads made of flannel/
Cinching my belt to show off my love handles/
Beard free flowing, from my jaw/
You know you best believe, I’m Santa Claus