S.A.N.T.A. C.L.A.U.S (AC-DC parody)
Lyrics
[Intro]
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
[Verse 1]
See me ride out of the North Pole
In my magic flying sleigh
Toys in the back, spillin outta my sack
Wrapped for Christmas day
Reindeer lined in front of me
Rudolph in the lead
Land on the roof
Gifts delivered - then poof!
Thanks for the milk and cookies
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm Santa Claus, and it's Christmas Eve
Santa Claus, and you best believe
Santa Claus, I got a beard that flows
Santa Claus, I wear velvet clothes
[Verse 2]
I'm rotund, jolly, I smell like holly
My best friends are elves
Got spies with eyes all across the globe
Sittin' on your shelves
So you best not be naughty
Take my advice
If you want Christmas presents
You better be nice
Santa's back in town!
Pass the eggnog around
[Chorus]
Santa Claus, creeping like a mouse
Santa Claus, I break into your house
Santa Claus, I don't take I leave
Santa Claus, gifts under you tree
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm Santa Claus, a celebrity
Santa Claus, come to the mall and see!
Santa Claus, my Mom's an Eskimo
Santa Claus, I'm a thousand years old